Tameez Se Baat Karo

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"I Love You. :-)

Kanwari Nahi Unmarried

Interviewr: Kya Aap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera: Ji Nahi! Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

Michael Jackson ko SMS

It is my fault:Ye sab mere ghalti hai.
Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k
"I Don't Love You"
Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)