Balti Chicken

Balti Chicken

INGREDIENTS

4 tbsp Curd

1" Cinnamon

4 Cardamom

120 ml Cream

5 tbsp Corn Oil

2 Chillies, dried

2 Onions,

diced Salt as per taste ?

tsp Kala Zeera

2 flakes of Garlic

1 tsp Chilli powder

2 tsp Garam Masala

6 whole Black Pepper

2 tbsp Coriander leaves

675 gm Chicken, boned ?

1/4 tsp Grounded Cloves

1 tbsp Almonds, grounded

PREPARATION----------------

Mix the curd, cumin, cardamoms, black pepper, garam masala, cinnamon, ground almonds, garlic, ground cloves, chilli powder and salt in a medium mixing bowl.

Add the chicken pieces leave to marinate for about 2 hours.

Heat the oil in a large karahi or wok. Throw in the onions and fry for 2-3 minutes.

Pour in the chicken mixture and stir until it is well blended with the onions.

Cook over a medium heat for 15-20 minutes or until the sauce thickens and the chicken is cooked through.

Add the chillies and fresh coriander, and pour in the cream.

Bring to the boil and serve garnished with more coriander.

and now its done

Chicken With Mushrooms

Chicken With Mushrooms








INGREDIENTS


3 cups sliced mushrooms


4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves


2 eggs, beaten


1 cup seasoned bread crumbs


2 tablespoons butter


6 ounces mozzarella cheese,


sliced 3/4 cup chicken broth





PREPARATION



Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Place half of the mushrooms in a 9x13 inch pan.
Dip chicken into beaten eggs, then roll in bread crumbs.
In skillet, melt butter over medium heat.
Brown both sides of chicken in skillet.
Place chicken on top of mushrooms, arrange remaining mushrooms on chicken, and top with mozzarella cheese.
Add chicken broth to pan. Bake in preheated oven for 30 to 35 minutes, or until chicken is no longer pink and juices run clear.
now its redy to eat :)

Basil Grilled Chicken

Basil Grilled Chicken

INGREDIENTS

Coarsely pepper .................... 3/4 tbsp

Chicken breast ...................... 4x

Melted butter ........................ 1/3

cupBasil leaves ........................... 1/4

cup Butter .................................. 1/2

cupFresh basil ............................. 2 tbsp

Parmesan cheese .................... 1 tbsp

Garlic powder .......................... 1/4 tbsp

Salt ....................................... 1/8 tbsp

Pepper .................................... 1/8 tbsp

PREPARATION

Press 3/4 teaspoon coarse pepper into chicken breast halves. Combine 1/3 cup melted butter and 1/4 cup chopped basil; blend well.

Brush chicken lightly with basil and butter mixture.

Combine 1/2 cup softened butter, 2 tablespoons chopped basil, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, salt, and pepper in a small bowl.

Beat until mixture is well blended and smooth.

Transfer to a small bowl; set aside.

Grill chicken over medium coals for 35 to 45 minutes, turning and basting frequently with remaining melted butter mixture.

To test for doneness, pierce with a fork; juices should run clear.

Serve grilled chicken with basil butter mixture.

Garnish with fresh basil leaves, if desired.

Chicken Wings

Citrus Chicken Wings

Always a popular standby.

Ingredients

• 16-20 chicken wings
• Juice of 2 large oranges
• 1Tbln soy or fish sauce
• Several good shakes of black pepper

Method

- Preheat oven to 170C° (350F°)

- Oil a roasting pan and spread chicken wings in it.

- Mix orange juice, sauce and pepper, then pour over chicken wings.

- Bake uncovered approximately 1 hour, turning occasionally.

Serves: 4-5

Preparation time: 10 minutes

Easy Chicken Curry

So easy… so sorry to say it again, easy, easy EASY… and quite delicious.

Ingredients

• 500g chicken breast or thigh fillets, sliced
• 1 large onion, roughly chopped
• 2 cups broccoli florets
• 1-2 tspn curry powder or paste (adjust to your liking)
• 270ml can coconut milk
• 2 tspn fish sauce, or to your taste (careful, very salty)
• Juice ½ lime or small lemon
• Oil for cooking

Method

Heat oil in large pan

- Brown chicken and set aside

- Add chopped onion and cook 2-3mins

- Return chicken to pan, add curry and coconut milk

- Simmer for 10min

- Add broccoli and simmer 2-3 minutes

- Season to taste with fresh lime juice and fish sauce.

Serves: 2-3

Preparation time: 20 minutes

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